Moisture-resistant, easy-clean blinds with tight closure—great for kitchens, baths, and busy family spaces.
Why choose faux wood blinds
Faux wood blinds give you the classic look of painted wood with the practical benefits busy homes need. Their tight-closing slats provide excellent privacy and light control, so bedrooms and street-facing windows feel secure and comfortable. The materials are moisture-resistant, making them a smart choice for kitchens, baths, and laundry rooms where real wood can warp. They’re easy to wipe clean and naturally cord-free or kid-safe when specified, so they hold up well with children and pets. Best of all, you get a timeless style at an affordable price point.
Popular options
Most homeowners choose 2-inch slats for a traditional look; 2½-inch slats create a slightly wider view when the blinds are tilted open. Depending on your trim depth and light-gap goals, we’ll recommend an inside mount (clean, built-in look) or an outside mount (great for covering older frames and minimizing light leaks). Colors range from crisp whites to warm wood-tones that match your casing and floors. You can also add upgrades such as decorative valance styles, cordless lifts for child safety, or coordinated wands and tassels for a polished finish.
Our process
We start with a quick in-home design visit, bringing samples so you can see colors and slat sizes against your light and paint. Next, we take exact measurements of every opening to ensure proper fit and smooth operation. On installation day, our team protects your space, completes a clean, professional install, removes old hardware if needed, and walks you through operation and care before we leave.
Quality faux materials are engineered to resist moisture and heat, so they’re far less likely to warp than real wood—especially in kitchens and bathrooms.
2-inch slats are the most popular and work well in most rooms. If you want a slightly more open view when the blinds are tilted, 2½-inch slats are a great choice.
If your window has enough depth and you prefer a built-in look, an inside mount is ideal. When frames are shallow or you want to reduce light gaps and cover imperfections, an outside mount is the better option. We’ll confirm the best approach during your measure.
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